Well There’s Your Problem

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So yeah, that happened.

I believe that’s what’s called a perfect example, right there.

Sorry dude, you didn’t have an abortion and while there may be some emotional ramifications if your current of former significant other did, her procedure was still hers.

It’s that simple. A woman’s reproductive health should be private. Unless she invites you into that decision making process, you should shut up. I mean I know that vaginas are fascinating and shit. As an connoisseur of them myself, you don’t have to tell me. But if you’re not invited, stay out of the lady parts! That’s a rule.

If it’s not a rule, you should resolve to leave civilization, go off the grid and never be around people agin, because you sound kind of rapey. Guess what? Women voters have ways of shutting that whole thing down.

And seriously, guys, if you can’t find a better argument than “YOU CAN’T BELIEVE ANYTHING WENDY DAVIS SAYS BECAUSE SHE’S AGED EXTREMELY WELL! OMGBBQ!” You fail at every damn thing forever.

OK, to be fair, it’s possible I summarized the basic foundation of this site a bit but not that much.

And it’s not just Texas. North Carolina and Ohio as well.

Look guys, if you have to lie, and resort to schoolyard taunts and basically, skulk around in the middle of the night in order to make your shit work?

You shit doesn’t work. Fix it or get used to losing elections.

I leave you with the always wise words of Margaret and Helen:

If my Vagina shot bullets, could I conceal it from Rick Perry and John Kasich?

Because for real guys, if you need the women of America to make that happen, we probably can.