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Well There’s Your Problem

July 3, 2013
The Whole Problem

Photo: Seth Millstein



So yeah, that happened.

I believe that’s what’s called a perfect example, right there.

Sorry dude, you didn’t have an abortion and while there may be some emotional ramifications if your current of former significant other did, her procedure was still hers.

It’s that simple. A woman’s reproductive health should be private. Unless she invites you into that decision making process, you should shut up. I mean I know that vaginas are fascinating and shit. As an connoisseur of them myself, you don’t have to tell me. But if you’re not invited, stay out of the lady parts! That’s a rule.

If it’s not a rule, you should resolve to leave civilization, go off the grid and never be around people agin, because you sound kind of rapey. Guess what? Women voters have ways of shutting that whole thing down.

And seriously, guys, if you can’t find a better argument than “YOU CAN’T BELIEVE ANYTHING WENDY DAVIS SAYS BECAUSE SHE’S AGED EXTREMELY WELL! OMGBBQ!” You fail at every damn thing forever.

OK, to be fair, it’s possible I summarized the basic foundation of this site a bit but not that much.

And it’s not just Texas. North Carolina and Ohio as well.

Look guys, if you have to lie, and resort to schoolyard taunts and basically, skulk around in the middle of the night in order to make your shit work?

You shit doesn’t work. Fix it or get used to losing elections.

I leave you with the always wise words of Margaret and Helen:

If my Vagina shot bullets, could I conceal it from Rick Perry and John Kasich?

Because for real guys, if you need the women of America to make that happen, we probably can.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Dixiecup permalink
    July 3, 2013 11:03 AM

    I was there, so I have to say this in fairness. He was holding that sign for an old lady while she dug through her purse. There was a wall of old ladies holding those signs. He was with the guy who kept shoving rubber fetuses in my face, though, so I suspect he was not a very nice person. Your article on the whole is great, though!

    • July 3, 2013 11:49 AM

      I figured there was more to the story. Having said that, a bunch of dudes meddling in the decisions of ladies about their lady parts? Still rapey.

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